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1988-01-20
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Well, 1990, wot a year.. Wot year? err 1990.. Did it ever
happen or wot? Ah yes, I remember! crap wasn't it? Yup! Just
like any other year really! Still,on with the awards. Parp!
WORST OVERHYPED GAME:
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.. Well gasp! Wot a surprise that
this turned out to be a pile of crap eh? More like Oldage
Mutant Asshole Turdballs.
WORST OVER-RATED GAME:
God, PipeMania.. why was everyone shitting blue dairy bricks
about this? ZX81 city or wot? Strider 2 gets second place
for being such ST offal.
WORST MOVIE TIE-IN:
Dick(!) Tracy... Hobble-Wibble Man! Real pox! Nightbreed can
have second place cus that was farty yawnsome trash as well.
MOST BORING GAME OF THE YEAR:
Stand up Torvak and Rick Dangerous II (so we can kick your
asses). Both of these rate high in the piss you off stakes.
I hate games where you troll about for yonks without doing
sod all (Torvak) and Piddly puzzle efforts like Rick
Dangerous (about as dangerous as a tea-bun). Wheres the
ACTION for Christ's sake? Mouse button>>>>